Headless Chickens

Imagine this scenario:

There is a headless chicken and
It drives a motorcycle and
The motorcycle has a sidecar which
Contains a dog which
Is also headless

There is a man with
A beard which
Is the length of the Volga River (2,300 miles or 3,700 km)
His beard is stuck in the engine of the motorcycle

The motorcycle is travelling at
An incredible speed such that
It doesn't sink whilst
Crossing the Pacific Ocean
This means that the man is
Water skiing very fast

If the motorcycle were to reach the coast then
The man would drown so
In order for this not to happen
The motorcycle must travel in
Very Large circles